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JBO

Sort gennembrud i psykologien! Ny personlighedstest kan med uhyre nøjagtighed forudsige, hvordan det vil gå dig i livet!

1: Når JBO siger, at ulige indkomster i høj grad skyldes, at folk træffer forskellige lbeslutninger, men at også forskelle i medfødte evner og social arv spiller ind er det:

(A) En stille og rolig analyse, der ikke burde kunne få nogen op af stolen.

(B) Smukke Linda.

(C) Hadefuld voksenmobning af de fattige.

2: Når JBO insisterer på at se et budget, før han vil tage stilling til, om en person er fattig er det:

(A) Fornuftigt.

(B) Smukke Linda.

(C) Hadefuld voksenmobning af de fattige.

3: Når JBO siger, at den enkelte kommune skal have mulighed for at regulere kontanthjælpen, så beløbets størrelse passer til de typiske leveomkostninger på egnen er det:

(A) Decentralisering af magten og og tillid til lokalsamfundene.

(B) Smukke Linda.

(C) Hadefuld voksenmobning af de fattige.

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DU HAR FLEST A: Det vil gå dig godt. Du vil blive rig, nok også berømt, feste torsdag-til-søndag og få lækre venner og kærester.

FLEST B: Det vil gå dig fint. Du vil komme til at eje bolig og Weber-grill og rejse en del til Antalya. Din bil bliver muligvis en stationcar.

FLEST C: Det vil gå dig jævnt. Men selvom du får 15000 kr. til dig selv om måneden efter skat, vil du stadig være misundelig på Smukke Linda.

Demokraterne kan takke sig selv for Trump

De vestlige liberale demokratier står på to ben: Det ene er det demokratiske, hvor forskellige samfundsgrupper anvender gruppepsykologi og spin for at få deres egen politik igennem og blokere for modstandernes. Det andet er det liberale, hvor demokratiets parter enes om at lægge begrænsninger på statsmagten og møde hinanden i rationel diskussion.

Gennem de senere år er der foregået et skred, hvor venstrefløjen har opgivet mere og mere af det liberale til fordel for det demokratiske. Man har i tiltagende grad forladt den rationelle debat til fordel for et moraliserende overherredømme, hvor højreorienterede ikke ses som demokratiske modstandere, men som afvigere, der hysterisk skal udskammes som racistiske og sexistiske  tankeforbrydere.

Snarere end at tage en ærlig debat om indvandring, kønsforskelle og økonomi har man indlejret sig på den intellektuelt dovne løsning. Arrogant har man opfattet egne værdier som så indlysende sande, at man ikke behøvede møde modstanderne på deres argumenter (hvad også venstreorienterede tænkere som den britiske journalist og forfatter Nick Cohen har erkendt).

Intetsteds har denne udvikling været tydeligere end i USA, hvor demokraterne triumferende har talt om, at debatten var overflødig, da demografien (med voksende etniske mindretal, der formodedes at ville stemme demokratisk) af sig selv ville gøre højreorienterede til fortidslevn.

Blasert har man også set bort fra de begrænsninger af statsmagten, forfatningen foreskriver, da forfatningen jo var et ”levende dokument,” der skulle opdateres til at følge med tiden (hvilket i praksis ville sige, at begræsningerne skulle vige,når demokraterne fik en fiks idé).

På det personlige plan har kontrasten også været tydelig. Mitt Romney og John McCain var begge country club republicans – gentlemen med manerer, der står sig godt til hvidvin og hors d’oeuvres. Begge har en lang historie for at søge kompromis med demokraterne, og begge valgte under deres valgkamp at forsvare Obamas person mod usmagelige angreb fra eget bagland. Som tak blev de portrætteret som onde og dårlige mennesker, og det i en grad der fik selv venstreorienterede aviser til at advare mod demokraternes tendens til kreativ omgang med sandheden.  Demokraterne klager over, at Trump intimiderer og mobber sine modstandere, men da de republikanske kandidater var høviske gentlemen, var de selv de største bøller.

I evolutionspsykologien har en meget citeret artikel fra 2013 blotlagt, at der findes to grundlæggende måder at komme til tops i det sociale hierarki på: Dominans (hvor en leder viser, at han er den stærkeste, ved brug af underkuelse, frygt og chikane) og prestige (hvor en leder viser, at han er den mest kvalificerede i kraft af sin ekspertise og sine veludviklede sociale evner).

De vestlige demokratiers styrke har historisk set været, at de har været unikt gode til at lægge bånd på dominans-ledere og bringe prestige-ledere til magten. Det har de ikke mindst været grundet det liberale element.

Romney var en af de mest kvalificerede præsidentkandidater USA har haft over de sidste 100 år. Han kandiderede på prestige, men demokraterne udskammede ham med dominans. Han blev til dels besejret ved, at man malede ham som racist, sexist og en svindler. Demokraterne havde chancen for at tage en ærlig debat med en af de høfligste og mest galante præsidentkandidater i nationens historie, men valgte at lægge opføre sig som en slags forløber for Trump.

Nu har højrefløjen fået sin egen bølle, og demokraterne klynker højere, end republikanerne nogensinde har gjort. Men de kan delvist takke sig selv for Trump. Og tåresporene, der driver ned ad deres kinder har en stærk understrøm af dobbeltmoral:

  • Før var forfatningens bånd på statsmagten uvæsentlige, men med Trump skal de overholdes til punkt og prikke.
  • McCains helbred var et legitimt spørgsmål, men kun sexister kunne få den tanke, at Hillary Clinton måske ikke var helt rask.
  • Romney blev angrebet som et ondt menneske, der hadede kvinder, og placeret i boldgade med Ku Klux Klan, men Trumps mange angreb på sine modstandere er helt utilgivelige.

 

Man skal ikke være blind for, at politik er en kamp, og at det aldrig bliver en sport for konfirmander. Men når demokraterne gyser over Trump, er det så som så med selverkendelsen.

På valgdagen viste de amerikanske exit polls, at flertallet af amerikanerne foretrak Romneys politik frem for Obamas – arbejdsløshedstallene, økonomien og Obamacare var ikke populære. Havde valget udelukkende stået om politik, burde Romney have vundet. Men vælgerne havde sjovt nok ikke lyst til at stemme på den næste Hermann Göring.

Som højreorienteret er der en vis billig tilfredsstillelse i at se bøllerne blive sat på plads af en endnu støøre bølle. Men skatter man det liberale element i de liberale demokratier bør man huske på, at det bedste udfald for denne samfundsorden ikke er bølleri, men at de venstreorienterede kommer tilbage til bordet og genoptager den argumentfokuserede debat – det kunne jo være, at de blev klogere.

 

Mordheim Marauder Warband Rules

**********SPECIAL RULES**********

The Will of Chaos
May re-roll failed All Alone tests (but not fear tests).

Cloven Hoofs
May re-roll failed Jump Down tests (but not climb down tests) .

Marks of Chaos
Any warrior in the warband with ‘The Will of Chaos’ may take one of the following skills whenever they gain a new skill. Each warrior can only have one mark:

– Mark of Khorne
4+ ward save vs. hostile spells.

– Mark of Nurgle
Causes Fear.

– Mark of Tzeench
If wizard: +1 to all spellcasting rolls (stacks with Sorcery skill)
If non-wizard: Re-roll up to 1 failed armour save in round of close combat.

– Mark of Slaanesh
Immune to fear and all alone.

**********SPECIAL EQUIPMENT**********

Chaos Throwing Axes 10gc
Range 6″ Strength 4
May run and Fire

Barbarian Fur Cloak 10gc
6+ armour save vs. Shooting attacks (not spells / prayers). May be combined with Light Armour. Prevents Wizards from Casting Spells.

**********EQUIPMENT LIST**********

ALL MARAUDERS

CLOSE
Dagger
Club / Axe / Sword
Great Weapon
Spear
Morning Star
Flail

SHOOTING
Chaos Throwing Axes
Javelins
Short Bow

ARMOUR
Light Armour
Barbarian Fur Cloak
Shield

UNGORS

CLOSE
Dagger
Club / Axe / Sword
Great Weapon
Spear

SHOOTING
Javelins
Short Bow

ARMOUR
Light Armour
Shield

**********HEROES**********

1 Marauder Chieftain
60gc
20 XP
Combat, Shooting, Academic, Strength Speed
4 4 4 4 3 1 4 1 8
Leader, The Will of Chaos

0-2 Marauder Braves
35gc
8 XP
Combat, Strength, Speed
4 4 3 3 3 1 4 1 7
The Will of Chaos

0-2 Marauder Youngbloods
15gc
0 XP
Combat, Strength, Speed
4 2 2 3 3 1 3 1 6
The Will of Chaos

OPTIONAL

May replace 1 Brave with:

0-1 Marauder Shaman
35gc
8 XP
4 3 3 3 3 1 3 1 7
The Will of Chaos
Wizard (Chaos Rituals): Starts with 1 spell.

**********HENCHMEN**********

Marauder Warriors
25gc
4 3 3 3 3 1 3 1 7
The Will of Chaos

0-3 Ungors
20gc
5 3 3 3 3 1 3 1 5
Cloven Hoofs

0-3 Chaos Hounds
20gc
6 4 – 4 3 1 4 1 6
The Will of Chaos

Cathayan Warband Mordheim

Cathayan Warband

by Mark “rinku” Dewis. Feedback to m_rinku@hotmail.com

Advised by his astrologers that a great event would occur in the west,

the Dragon Emperor of the Middle Kingdom (Cathay) has dispatched

scouting warbands to investigate.

Max warband size 20, 600gc.

Heroes:

1 Cathayan Noble

Cathayan Nobles are proud, arrogant and often cruel. They despise the hairy barbarians they are forced to deal with outside of the Middle Kingdom. Most merchants put up with their attitude, as the

riches of Cathay are legendary.

60gc, M4 WS4 BS4 S3 T3 W1 I4 A1 Ld8, Leader, 20 experience

Skills: Combat, Shooting, Academic, Strength, Speed, Cathayan Equipment

0-1 Astrologer

Cathayan Astrologers are reputedly the best in the world (this is disputed by the Elves). It was court astrologers that foretold the cataclysm that befell Mordheim, and caused the Dragon Emperor to send forth scouting warbands. More than simple fortune tellers, Astrologers are interested in all kinds of knowledge, and pride themselves in the superiority of Cathayan science and philosophy.

25gc, M4 WS2 BS2 S3 T3 W1 I3 A1 Ld6, 0 Experience

Skills: Academic, Astrologer Equipment.

Special Ability

Horoscopes. Astrologers are able cast horoscopes to foretell the fate of any person if they have accurate details of the subject’s date and place of birth. This allows the player to reroll the result of the serious injury table for one hero or henchman between each game if the Astrologer did not go out of action.

0-3 Bannermen

Bannermen are the officers of the Cathayan army, drawn from the nobility and the best of the common soldiery. It is expected that a Bannerman study the finer arts as well as the arts of war (although this is often not the case).

25gc, M4 WS3 BS3 S3 T3 W1 I3 A1 Ld7, 8 Experience

Skills: Combat, Academic, Strength, Cathayan Equipment.

Henchmen:

0-3 Nomad Mercenaries

Recruited from the northern steppes, these are among the toughest fighters and finest horse archers in the world. A nomad is said to be born in the saddle and will often remain there until death. Due to the never ending war between the human nomads and the horde of Hoblai Khan, all nomads hate Hobgoblins.

45gc, M4 WS3 BS4 S3 T4 W1 I3 A1 Ld7, Born in the Saddle, Nomad Equipment. Hate Hobgoblins.

0-5 Gunners

Cathayan technology leads even the dwarves in some respects. A bizarre array of gunpowder weapons have been developed to frighten and even occasionally kill the many enemies of the Middle Kingdom. Cathayan gunners can be identified by their scorched hair, sooty clothes and loud shouts of “WHAT DID YOU SAY?!” Gunpowder weapons are considered too dangerous in the hands of normal peasant soldiers, so only the best are assigned to this duty.

25gc, M4 WS3 BS3 S3 T3 W1 I3 A1 Ld7, Gunner Equipment

Any Soldiers

While Cathayan soldiers are far from the finest in the world, they make up for a lack of talent with sheer numbers.

15gc, M4 WS2 BS2 S3 T3 W1 I3 A1 Ld6, Soldier Equipment

Cathayan Equipment:

Close Combat

Dagger (1st free) 2gc

Mace 3gc

Axe 5gc

Sword 10gc

Halberd 10gc

Spear 10gc

2 Handed Weapon 15gc

Missile

Shortbow 5gc

Bow 10gc

Repeating Crossbow 40gc

Armour

Light Armour 20gc

Heavy Armour 50gc

Helmet 10gc

Shield 5gc

Miscellaneous

Horse 40gc, rare 8.

Astrologer Equipment:

Close Combat

Dagger (1st free) 2gc

Sword 10gc

Staff 3gc

Missile

Shortbow 5gc

Armour

None

Miscellaneous (Astrologers only)

Book of Changes, rare 9, 20gc

The Wisdom of Confuseus, rare 9, 20gc

Astrolabe, rare 10, 50gc

Nomad Equipment

Close Combat

Dagger (1st Free) 2gc

Mace 3gc

Sword 10gc

Spear 10gc

Missile

Composite Bow 25gc

Armour

Light Armour 20gc

Helmet 10gc

Shield 5gc

Miscellaneous

Horse 30gc (yes, it’s cheaper – they’re horse nomads!)

Gunner Equipment

Close Combat

Dagger (1st Free) 2gc

Mace 3gc

Axe 5gc

Sword 10gc

Missile

Bow 10gc

Repeating Crossbow 40gc

Handgun 35gc

Rockets 20gc

Bombs 15gc

Armour

Light Armour

Helmet

Soldier Equipment

Close Combat

Dagger (1st free) 2gc

Mace 3gc

Axe 5gc

Sword 10gc

Halberd 10gc

Spear 10gc

Missile

Shortbow 5gc

Bow 10gc

Armour

Light Armour 20gc

Helmet 10gc

Shield 5gc

Special rules:

Well Dressed.

Cathayan warbands cannot benefit from the “Cathayan Silk” equipment item. This is normal clothing to a Cathayan Noble!

Won’t Hire Barbarians

Cathayans look down their noses at hairy, big nosed barbarians from the west. While subject peoples such as Nomads are tolerated (especially when useful), a Cathayan warband may not hire a Hired Sword or Dramatis Personae of western origin. The only Hired Sword allowed from the standard list is a Warlock, if he is stated to be Oriental. Any home-made DP or HS of Oriental origin is allowed, if allowed by the player’s gaming group at all.

Born in the Saddle.

Mounted Nomads may fire in the missile combat phase even when galloping (ie while mounted and running). In addition, a nomad may never give up his horse to a non-nomad (although a non-nomad could give their horse to a nomad in need).

New Equipment:

Book of Changes.

This book of augury may be consulted by the Astrologer in the exploration phase to guide the Warband in its searching, if he did not go out of action. One exploration die may be modified by +1/-1. This cannot be used at the same time as Tarot Cards by the Astrologer.

The Wisdom of Confuseus.

By consulting on the thoughts of the sage, the Astrologer may find hidden wisdom. If this item is possessed by an Astrologer, he may reroll one advance earned after a game, if desired.

Astrolabe.

This complicated, precision instrument helps the Astrologer greatly in charting the heavens and thus improves the speed of his predictions. While he owns an Astrolabe, the Astrologer may cast two Horoscopes instead of the usual one (these must be for different warriors).

Composite Bow. S3, Range 36″.

The Oriental composite recurve bow is a marvel of horn, sinew and wood. Compact enough to be easily fired from horseback, it is nonetheless able to outrange self bows twice its height.

Rockets. Strength = Special, Range 24″. Inaccurate. Move or Shoot. Fire once. Cumbersome.

Rockets, or fire arrows, have been a preferred weapon ever since Cathayan sages invented gunpowder (you didn’t really think it was the stunties, did you?). The poor gunner is forced to carry a cumbersome framework with the rockets attached into battle, hoping against all odds that when he fires them that some will find targets among the enemy.

Inaccurate. The rockets pretty much zoom off where they want to. The gunner nominates a target point within range and rolls a D6. If a 1 is rolled, one or more rockets have exploded on the frame, causing a S5 hit to the gunner. Any other result gives the number of rockets that explode near enough to the round to have effect. Roll WH artillery dice to determine the distance and direction of

each rocket, seperately. Rocket impacts can be futher than 24″ from the gunner. Any target within a 1″ radius of a rocket impact takes a S4 hit.

Move or Fire. Rockets may not be fired if the gunner has moved that turn.

Cumbersome. No other weapons except a dagger may be carried while the gunner is equipped with rockets.

Fire once. Only enough rockets can be carried to fire one salvo per game.

Bombs. Strength= Special, Range = Special. Fire once.

A more accurate method of blowing things up than rockets is a pot filled with gunpowder, lit by a fuse. This can be used in two ways:

Light and run. The gunner sets the fuse at the beginning of his movement phase, then may move as normal, running if he wishes. Roll 1D6. If a 1 is rolled the fuse has been set too short, and explodes before the gunner has a chance to move – put his model back where he started and detonate the bomb as if a roll of 2-5 had been made. If a 6 is rolled, the bomb was made too powerful; after the gunner

has moved, all models within 4″ of the bomb take a S5 hit unless there is a solid wall between the bomb and the model. On a roll of 2-5 the bomb explodes after the gunner has moved and all models within 2″ of the bomb take a S4 hit unless there is a solid wall between the bomb and the model.

Light and throw. The gunner nominates a spot within his Strength x 2″ and rolls to hit using BS, during the missile combat phase. If his roll to hit is a 1, the bomb explodes exactly as if a 1 had been rolled using the Light and Run method. If his roll to hit is a 6, the bomb explodes on target exactly as if a 6 had been rolled using the Light and Run method. Otherwise, if the roll is a success, the bomb explodes on target. If the roll is not a success, the bomb falls short by half the distance to the target. In either case, the bomb detonates as if a 2-5 had been rolled using the Light and Run method.

Each bomb is a heavy pot, and only one can be carried for each missile weapon selection (i.e, a gunner could carry two bombs and a sword, or one bomb, a handgun, and a mace). If desired, both close combat selections may be traded to allow a third bomb to be carried (a dagger is still allowed). This must be the third bomb – two bombs and a handgun is not allowed.

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Design Notes:

“Cathay is the land where the streets are paved with gold

and the peasants wear silk and feast on milk and honey.”

– from a brochure provided by the Marigliano Trade Council

Well, the reality is a bit different, but the Dragon Emperor is quite rich. I have given them 600gc to start with and a maximum warband size of 20 to allow a proper Chinese horde. Note that the best troops (nomads and gunners) are few in number so a Cathayan warband will only be able to field large numbers if they use the rabble.

The new gunpowder weapons are not meant to be that effective, just scary to freind and foe alike. But imagine your satisfaction if you manage to get lucky, and land two or three rockets on a vampire or possessed (and imagine the horror when they miss!)

There was some discussion about the effectiveness of the Mongol silk jacket – I dug up some information on this and it was only used as primary armour by _rear echelon_ horse archers to give

cheap protection against spent arrows. The front rank Mongols were issued normal armour as close range arrows would have punched through the silk easily. In this revised version of the warband I have decided to omit the silk jacket altogether – it is now assumed to form part of the Nomad’s Toughness of 4.

I have increased the rarity and cost of the Astrologer’s special equipment. Soldiers now no longer have the Repeating crossbow or two handed weapon on their equipment list. Bannermen now have WS3 and cost 25gc to hire. The “cannot hire barbarians” rule is now added.

Mordheim Lizardmen

Rules for lizardmen warbands in Mordheim

aquatic – aquatic models may move through water terrain without penalty and count as being in cover whilst they are in water.

jungle born – all jungle born models may move through woods, jungles and forests without penalty.

scouting mission – lizardmen know their place and know who is best suited for any task, as this is a reconnaissance mission, stealth and scouting skills are crucial for it’s success. As this is a domain of skinks, Saurus heroes can never become leaders of the warband and leadership of Saurus or kroxigor can never be used for route tests and the warband can never have more Saurus warriors than there are skink warriors. If all the skinks are taken out of action, you may use leadership of saurus for route tests, but if only kroxigor is left, he routs automatically.

predatory fighting – The Saurus are living weapons, they instinctively know how to fight with virtually anything. Saurus have second attack for anything he holds in his second hand, even a buckler or a shield. This shield attack is resolved at basic strength and is counted as using a blunt weapon for the critical hits. Shield attack can be used with a sword, mace, axe or spear in the second hand.

scaly skin – bigger lizardmen have very thick scales, which form a layer of natural armour. It gives the Saurus 6+ and kroxigor 4+ save which can be increased by armour or shield.

cold blooded – All lizardmen are slow to react to psychology, they may roll 3d6 and select the lowest two dice when taking any leadership tests including route tests.

Kroxigor armour – light armour for kroxigor is huge and so costs 40 gc even when buying it from the equipment chart

Do not like that food – lizardmen have no use for halfling cookbook

Choice of warriors

A lizardmen warband must include a minimum of three models. You have 500 gold crowns (or the lizardmen equivalent) to recruit your initial warband. The maximum number of models in your warband may never exceed 20.

Heroes:

1 skink priest – 20 exp, leader

0-1 Saurus champion – 11 exp

0-2 skink hunters – 8 exp

Henchmen:

skink warriors

0-4 Saurus warriors

0-1 kroxigor

0-3 jungle reptiles

Lizardmen may hire those hired swords: chameleon skink (from Cities of gold), elf ranger

Maximum profiles:

Profile     M    WS        BS   S      T        W    I       A        Ld

skink       6      5        6      4      3        3      7      4        8

Saurus    4      6        0      5      5        3      4      5        10

Special equipment:

blowpipe

25 gc, rare 7, lizardmen only

See page 92 of the Mordheim rulebook for full rules.

javelins

10 gc, common

Javelins are throwing spears used frequently by skink hunters.

range: 8″, strength: as user

thrown weapons: Models using javelins do not suffer penalties for range or moving as they are perfectly balanced, knife throwing skill does not apply to javelins

bolas

5 gc, common (lizardmen only)

The bolas have a range of 16″ and can be used only once per battle. They are automatically recovered after each battle.

dangerous: if the hit is a natural 1, the bolas hit the wielder with strength 3 hit.

entangle:  a model hit by bolas is not hurt, but his legs are entangled and he is unable to move. The model suffers a -2 WS penalty in hand to hand combat, but still may shoot normally. The model may try to free himself in the recovery phase. If the model rolls a 4+ on a d6he is freed and may move and fight normally.

poisoned weapons

Skinks are experts at extracting poisons from poisonous frogs, spiders and snakes. Skink heroes may buy dark venom at a cost of 20 gc and black lotus at a cost of 10 gc. Both of these items are treated as a common item however Skinks may only use them on missile weapons. Saurus warriors may buy dark venom and black lotus and use it on their close combat weapons as normal, but they have to purchase it as normal from the trading chart.

Skink henchmen may buy low-strength reptile venom for their missile weapons at a cost of 5 gc per weapon. Reptile venom is a common item and ads +1 to the strength of the weapon but does not grant the -1 save modifier. Reptile venom only lasts for one battle and remember that all henchmen in a group must be armed in the same manner.

Spiked shield

10 gc, common (lizardmen only)

This shield is full of spikes and sharp edges, Saurus using spiked shield for predatory fighting use edged weapons critical injuries table. And rolls for critical injuries with +1.

Sacred spawnings:

Some of the lizardmen are spawned with mark of a specific old one god. This special mark means that they are chosen to greatness. You must buy the spawnings when you add the lizardman to the warband. It cannot be bought later.

Quetzl

20gc

Divine protector and warrior god Quetzl gives +1 scaly skin armour save. His chosen are marked by extremely thick scales and bony protrusions.

Tzunki

10gc

Sea green colour shows the mark of water deity Tzunki. They are given +1 Initiative.

Chotec

20gc

The heat of the sun god Chotec fills his chosen with energy. The orange marked heroes can add 2″ to their charge distance.

Sotek

20gc

Serpent great god Sotek infuses his chosen with his blood-fuelled anger. Those marked by Sotek have +1 Attack on charge.

Tlazcotl

10 gc

Yellow marked persons are the chosen of cold Tlazcotl. They’re immune to fear and all alone tests.

Huanchi

10 gc

Those blessed by master of stealth bear no distinctive mark. Their natural stealth allow them to start the game hidden and twice as deep in gameboard as usual. They can hide after their movement even if they ran in the movement phase but only if they started the movement hidden. They can run even if they are nearer than 8” to the enemy, but only if they were hidden in the beginning of the movement and they end their movement hidden again.

Tepok

10 gc

The mysterious feathered serpent god signs his chosen by purple colour. They are given protection of magic and on 4+ are not affected by a hostile spell or prayer.

Old ones

40 gc

The extremely rare albinos are marked by the old ones. Their power bestows them one reroll of a single dice per battle. This power can be used only on rolls directly affecting the character including one dice of 2 d6 or 3 d6 rolls and including route tests. The sacred spawning of the Old ones is so rare, that only one member of the warband is allowed to have it.

Lizardmen skill list:

Combat

 

Shooting

 

Academic

 

Strength

 

Speed

 

Special

 

Skink priest

 

x

 

x

 

x

 

Saurus champion

 

x

 

x

 

x

 

Skink hunter

 

x

 

x

 

x

 

Skinks only:

Skink list prohibition: Skinks can never receive Strength skills

Infiltration – as skaven skill of the same name

Great Hunter – Some skinks are so proficient with ranged weapons, their hands are steady and they shoot with unseen accuracy. They have no long range shooting modification.

One with jungle – Skink hunter is adept at making the most of cover available and imposes additional -1 to hit the skink penalty while he is in cover.

Saurus only:

Saurus skill prohibition: Saurus can never receive Academic skills and can never use missile weapons

Battle Roar – the saurus’s roar is so deafening, that enemy models in base contact suffer -1 to hit in the first round of combat against them.

Toughened hide – Through years of battle the saurus’s hide has become hardened and the saurus’s hide has become hardened and the Saurus will only be taken out of action on a 6+, count 5 as being stunned.

Top level predator – The saurus is on the top of the food chain of the jungle. Nobody can resist his attack. He wounds his enemy critically on d6 roll of 5 or 6 when the chance to wound is 4+ or better.

Lizardmen equipment list

Saurus equipment list

Hand to hand Combat Weapons

dagger ………………….. 1st free/2gc

club (stone mace) …………….  3gc

axe …………………………………..  5gc

sword ………………………………. 10gc

spear ……………………………….. 10gc

halberd ……………………………. 10gc

double-handed weapon …….. 15gc

Missile weapons

none

Armour

bone helmet ……………………… 10gc

light armour ……………………..  20gc

shield ……………………………….. 5gc

spiked shield ……………………. 10gc

 

Kroxigor equipment list

Hand to hand Combat Weapons

halberd ……………………………. 10gc

double-handed weapon …….. 15gc

Armour:

light armour ……………………. 40 gc

Skink equipment list

Hand to hand Combat Weapons

dagger ………………….. 1st free/2gc

club (stone mace) …………….  3gc

axe …………………………………..  5gc

sword (heroes only)…………… 10gc

spear ……………………………….. 10gc

Missile weapons

short bow ………………………… 5gc

bolas ………………………………. 5gc

javelins …………………………… 10gc

throwing knives ………………. 15gc

blowpipe ………………………… 25gc

Armour

bone helmet (priest only)…… 10gc

light armour ……………………..  20gc

buckler ……………………………..  5gc

shield ……………………………….. 5gc

Heroes

1 Skink Priest

70 gc

Some skinks have seen part of the Great plan of the Old ones and act as emissaries of the slann, presenting their will to the others. Only these reliable persons can be given the task of leading lizardmen warband.

Profile     M    WS        BS   S      T        W    I       A        Ld

priest      6      3        4      3      3        1      5      1        7

weapons/armour: Skink priest uses the skinks equipment list.

Special rules:

sacred spawnings: skink priest may start game with two sacred spawnings,

leader, if the skink priest is killed, you must recruit a new one as soon as possible but you must play at least one game without a leader to give him time to join. You cannot hire anybody else before you acquire the new skink priest.

wizard

aquatic

jungle born

0-1 Saurus champion

60 gc

The best warrior of a spawning of Saurus is called the spawning champion. These exceptional individuals are given the task of guarding the skink priest on his dangerous journeys.

Profile             M        WS BS   S        T     W    I        A     Ld

champion       4        4      0      4        4      1      2        1      8

weapons/armour: Saurus champion uses the Saurus equipment list.

Special rules:

sacred spawnings: Saurus champion may start game with two sacred spawnings,

scaly skin 6+

predatory fighting

0-2 skink hunters

30 gc

Some skinks are exceptionally cunning hunters stalking prey in the jungles of Lustria. The ruins of Mordheim resemble the ruined cities of Lustria and their jungle proficiency is all too useful in the woods surrounding Mordheim.

Profile             M        WS BS   S        T     W    I        A     Ld

skink hunter  6        3      3      3        2      1      4        1      7

weapons/armour: Skink hunters use the skinks equipment list.

Special rules:

sacred spawnings: skink hunter may start game with one sacred spawning,

aquatic, jungle born

Henchmen

Skink warriors

20 gc

Skinks are swift and agile, they lack the brutal power of Saurus, but they are more intelligent and they can be deadly with missile weapons. Their scouting proficiency can be very useful on this dangerous mission.

Profile             M        WS BS   S        T     W    I        A     Ld

skink hunter  6        2      3      3        2      1      4        1      6

weapons/armour: Skink warriors use the skinks equipment list.

Special rules:

aquatic

jungle born

0-4 Saurus warriors

40 gc

Saurus were created as excellent warriors but they lack in nearly everything else. On this mission they provide the heavy support to the warband.

Profile             M        WS BS   S        T     W    I        A     Ld

Saurus            4        3      0      4        4      1      1        1      7

weapons/armour: Saurus warriors use the Saurus equipment list.

Special rules:

scaly skin 6+

predatory fighting

0-1 kroxigor

210 gc

Kroxigor are gigantic cousins of the Saurus. They are able to understand commands but their speech is very limited and they lack intelligence to really benefit from experience.

Profile             M        WS BS   S        T     W    I        A     Ld

kroxigor          6        3      0      5        4      3      1        3      8

weapons/armour: Kroxigor is equipped from the kroxigor equipment list

Special rules:

scaly skin 4+

aquatic

cause fear

large

primitive:  kroxigor is too primitive to acquire experience

0-3 jungle reptiles

15 gc

Lustrian jungle is full of countless species of reptile life. Lizardmen capture and tame many of these species to serve them in times of war. The scouting warbands have use of tamed lizards and snakes in their task in the lands of warmbloods.

Profile             M        WS BS   S        T     W    I        A     Ld

snake/lizard   6        3      0      3        3      1      2        1      5

Special rules:

poison: reptiles are poisonous creatures, all their attacks are poisonous, use rules for Black Lotus.

stupidity: reptiles are slow witted and they must test for stupidity unless there is any skink nearer than 6″ to them.

jungle born

aquatic

animal: reptiles do not acquire experience

Lizardmen magic

Lizardmen magic uses winds of magic and is considered magic not prayer even when the spells have a form of a prayer to a specific Old One.

1      Chotec’s Wrath                    difficulty 8

The priest prays to the sun god Chotec and sends destruction on his enemies.

A lightning bolt shots from the sky and strikes the closest enemy model within 10″ of the skink priest, causing a single strength 5 hit. However add +1 to the roll on the injury table if the model is wearing armour like light armour, heavy armour, Ithilmar armour, Gromril armour.

2      Sotec’s Blessing                       difficulty 7

The priest calls on the power of mighty Sotec, which invokes the best in the chosen warrior.

The spell may be cast on a single model within 6″ of the skink priest or on himself. Roll a d6 to determine the blessing. The effects remain in play until the priest or the model is stunned or taken out of action. Only a single model may be affected by the blessing at any given time.

D6   Effect

1-2   +1 BS or +1 to hit in close combat

3-4   toughness +1

5-6   movement and initiative +1

3      Huanchi’s Stealth                   difficulty        7

Invoking the power of Huanchi the jaguar god of earth and night the natural stealth abilities of the skinks is enhanced to the maximum.

The spell affects all skinks within 6″ of the skink priest, including himself, and allows any model that is in cover to immediately to go into hiding. A model may go into hiding even if they ran in the movement phase or has already shot with a missile weapon.

4      Tepok’s Protection                     difficulty 6

Power of the feathered-serpent god of the air protects his servant from magic.

The skink priest and any lizardmen within 4″ of him gain a save of 4+ against the effects of spells or prayers. This spell remains in play until the skink priest is taken out of action.

5      Tinci’s Rage                         difficulty 8

The power of the old one Tzunki fills the body of a chosen lizardman and increases his martial proves.

A single lizardman within 6″ of the skink priest is overtaken by rage and follows the rules for frenzy, in addition he gains +1 strength. This spell remains in play until the skink priest or the model is stunned or is taken out of action. At the beginning of the turn the skink priest must pass a leadership roll in order to keep spell going. Only a single model may be affected by the blessing at any given time, but the skink priest can choose to release the spell at the beginning of his turn if he wishes to attempt to recast it on another model later in the shooting phase.

6      Itzl’s Speed                           difficulty 8

Blessing of the crested god Itzl gives the lizardmen increased speed and agility.

A single lizardman model within 6″ of the skink priest or himself may make an additional sprint of movement and move up to 4″. This counts, as running and a model may not move if he already fired with a missile weapon. He may charge with this extra move.

Mads Holger In Memoriam

Mads Holger var den dansker, jeg har kendt, der tog klassisk filosofi mest alvorligt.

Der var noget anderledes over hans tilgang til filosofien. Noget klassisk som man ellers kun støder på i bøger skrevet før 1970. Noget gammeldags, noget germansk og – kunne man næsten sige – kontinentalt, hvis ikke det var for de postmoderne konnotationer, ordet har. Der er ofte noget overfladisk over selverklærede postmodernister – de gider ikke sætte sig ind i filosofihistorien, udover lidt kursoriske citater opsamlet her og der. Det er selvfølgelig belejligt, hvis man vil bilde sig ind, at alle verdenshistoriens signifikante tanker er tænkt efter 1900.

Mads var et spejlbillede af dem. Han tog klassisk filosofi seriøst, men var kun overfladisk interesseret i det 20. og 21. århundredes tænkning. Den britiske tradition udelukkede han også. Han vidste efter indrømmelse ikke meget om Burke, Hume, Mill eller Smith (og ønskede heller ikke at gøre det). Til gengæld kunne han sine germanere: Sin Hegel (uden at være hegelianer) og sin Kant (uden at være kantianer). De fire bedømmelsesformer og antinomierne, forstands- og videnskategorierne kunne altid fiskes frem fra blazeren, uanset hvor mange champagnecocktails der ellers var kommet derind.

Hans tilgang til filosofi var anderledes end min. Den analytiske metode virkede fremmed for ham. Han var ikke interesseret i at vurdere den enkelte filosofs frembringelser på baggrund af logik; at efterprøve, om de nu virkelig bevarede formen, når de blev dyppet i rationalitetens syrebad. Han ville hellere forstå den indflydelse, de havde haft på Vestens kultur- og idehistorie. Som hos Hegel var der en fornemmelse af, at det, at tankerne var blevet tænkt og havde påvirket Vesten, i sig selv havde legitimeret dem. Genopleve den snoede sti deres tanker havde ført den vestlige civilisation ned ad for sit indre øje. I den forstand var han historicist.

Vi taler Vesten og ikke verden her. Præcis som han ikke havde interesse i at forstå briterne, var han også uinteresseret i at forstå den indflydelse, ikke-vestlig filosofi har haft på Vesten siden antikken. Men i modsætning til mange konservative, der uden at vide noget om ikke-vestlig filosofi i øvrigt, er hurtige til at forkaste dens indflydelse på et kulturalistisk grundlag, afviste han ikke, at andre civilisationer nok havde tænkt mange af de ting, vi sædvanligvis opfatter som vestlige gennembrud, tidligere og bedre end os. Mads var anti-universalist, men hans anti-universalisme var et bevidst valg og ikke en belejlig selvforherligelse af den kultur, man tilfældigvis selv kender bedst. I mine øjne var det en god kvalitet hos ham og en alt for sjælden egenskab ved konservative i øvrigt.

Folk siger af og til, at hans interesse for filosofi mest var forestilling og charlataneri. Jeg er ikke enig. Interessen stak dybere end det, langt hinsides hvad man kan bruge til at brillere med og imponere skønheder i byen (om end man selvfølgelig altid skal anvende sin filosofividen på denne måde, når man ellers kan komme til det).

De vigtigste filosoffer for Mads var Kierkegaard, Nietzsche, Parmenides, Platon og Heraklit. Interessen for Parmenides var fundamental og informerede både (mindre heldigt) hans konservatisme og (mere heldigt) hans kristendom. Som det var gængs skik blandt neoplatonister i antikken, så han en komplementaritet mellem Platon og Aristoteles, hvor de fleste moderne forskere udlægger dem som modsætninger. Det var efter min mening ham, der havde ret. Der var en fornemmelse hos ham om, at grækerne havde tænkt alt, hvad den vestlige civilisation behøvede, og at senere filosoffer blot havde ydet, hvad de kunne, for at oppudse arvesølvet. Spæde forsøg på at bemægtige sig de tinder, grækerne allerede kiggede ned fra.

Derfor forsøgte han også stædigt at bryde den herskende diskurs i debatten, hvor man helst skal citere tænkere fra det 17. århundrede og frem. Han anvendte græske referencer, når han skulle debattere christiansborgpolitik, og blev nådesløst gjort til grin for det.

En af de sidste samtaler, jeg havde med ham, handlede om Kierkegaard og Nietzsche. For ham var Nietzsche immanensens filosof. Som mange andre filosofiinteresserede havde han en overtænkende, tvivlende og usikker side. Samtidig kastede han sig gang på gang ud i aktiviteter, der uomtvisteligt krævede mere mod, end de fleste nogensinde vil mønstre. Det var i hans verden i Nietzsche, at man skulle finde dette mod. Som Mithras, der, uagtet at han selv sidder på ryggen af den galopperende tyr, frygtløst jager sit knivblad i struben på den, således skulle man hos Nietzsche finde modet til at handle resolut og virilt, når øjeblikket bød sig.

Hvis tyren er immanensen, man uvægerligt må ride med eller mod sin vilje, så var Kierkegaard that low door in the wall for ham, der viste vejen til transcendensen. Her var der ikke noget med at desavouere den religiøse dialektik og se Kierkegaard som en psykologisk-eksistentiel tænker, der beskæftigede sig med det moderne menneskes almene kår. Han var helt på det rene med, at den kierkegaardske kulmination ikke besad objektiv merit, men at den er en personlig og paradoksal erkendelse af det guddommelige – en erkendelse, der står i modsætning til fornuften.

Her kunne jeg ikke følge ham. Ikke fordi jeg, som mange liberale, er blind over for det transcendentale, men fordi jeg, i lighed med de indiske tænkere, ikke mener, at det transcendentale står i modsætning til fornuften. Den kierkegaardske sti førte desuden dybere ind i eget subjekt og – som det var tilfældet i Kierkegaards eget liv – til en apriorisk (ukantiansk) devaluering af andre. Det bød mit temperament imod, men ham passede det fint – hvad mange, der modsagde ham i debatten, også fik at føle.

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Skulle der være en lektie, må det blive denne: Er du interesseret i filosofi, så skylder du dig selv at finde ud af, om ikke grækerne har mere at byde på end franske sortsnakkere fra det 20. århundrede og autenticitetsforladte universitetsnussere fra det 21. Find ind til de aktiviteter i tilværelsen, du for alvor føler lidenskab for, og forfølg dem, snarere end det, andre forventer af dig, eller det, du tror, du bliver ‘nødt til.’ Lad dig ikke shame af børneateister, hvis du føler et kald mod det transcendentale. Vær din egen, og ikke tidens mand. Bedrag ikke dig selv til at tro, at du først rigtigt kan være den, du er, om to, fem eller ti år. Det er dit liv, og du har ikke så langt igen, som du tror.

Islamofili i det muntre køkken

af Ryan Smith

Det var usædvanligt, men dog pirrende at erfare, at Berlingske er begyndt at bringe indlæg om kogekunst i debatspalterne. Således var det med stor interesse, at jeg 28/6 læste Rasmus Bryggers opskrift på antiliberalistisk (ikke-islamkritisk) liberalisme. Det lyder måske avanceret, men som de store Michelin-kokke får Brygger de umage smagssammensætninger til at spille.

Bagepladen smøres med en passioneret gendrivelse af positioner, som ingen har præsenteret. En fars røres op af den manglende vilje til at sondre mellem statsborgere i et land og potentielle migranter fra resten af verden. Kartofler må der også til, og her starter vi med at pille skrællen af Locke, så statens forpligtelse til at yde beskyttelse mod udefrakommende aggression forbigås til fordel for en forestilling om rettigheder, der gælder lige så stærkt for migranter, der står uden for samfundskontrakten, som for statens egne borgere. Magiske rettigheder der på en eller anden måde opretholder sig selv i naturtilstanden.

Til garniture får vi et opkog af en idealistisk udlændingepolitik, der i praksis vil være mere ressourcekrævende end nogen stat i verdenshistorien nogensinde har haft ressourcer til at håndhæve. En falsk ækvivalens mellem islam på den ene side og kristen- og jødedom på den anden skal man heller ikke være for fin til. Religion er religion, kød er kød, og således kan vor fars ikke siges at være væsensforskellig fra en saftig filet mignon.

Som gurkemeje, der gør det ud for safran, får vi også en ekstrem radikalliberalistisk position om en naturgiven ret til bevægelighed på tværs af landegrænser smuglet med i gryden under dække af at være en ikke nærmere defineret ‘liberalisme.’ Det er der garanteret ingen, der smager, når først musikken spiller.

Egentlig var mesterkokken gået i køkkenet for at bevise, at radikalliberale ikke ignorerer de uliberale konsekvenser af islamisk massetilstrømning. Det var også, hvad der stod på middagsinvitationen. Men i det multikulturalistiske dialogkøkken har inspirationens vingesus ledt stjernegastronomen andetsteds. Ganske vist er der massive problemer med “mange” migranter med islamisk kulturbaggrund; det indrømmer vor vært. Men løsningen på, hvordan vi skal imødegå disse problemer og bevare vort sekulære samfund, får vi ikke. En løftet pegefinger mod dem, der tænker i løsninger (hvilket tilsyneladende er alle på nær de Radikale og Alternativet), kan det til gengæld godt blive til. “Det går bare ikke at bedømme grupper som grupper, da der i grupperne også findes enkeltindivider, der givetvis ville kunne blive mønsterborgere i Danmark,” får vi at vide.

Fra opskriftens instruktioner er det uklart, om konsekvensen af den bryggerske kogekunst så vil være fri tilstrømning til Danmark, herunder fri indvandring fra Somalia, Sudan og Islamisk Stats territorier, eller om der måske alligevel skal finde en form for screeningproces sted. Men ét er sikkert: Hvis der skal, så er det i hvert fald af yderste væsentlighed, at vi ikke bedømmer den enkelte indvandrer på baggrund af de erfaringer, vi tidligere har gjort os med andre indvandrere, hvis kulturbaggrund lignede hans, og hvis evne til at passe ind i det danske samfund har været historisk ringe. Hvordan det egentlig er muligt at bedømme, ikke blot indvandring, men noget som helst, uden et sammenligningsgrundlag, får vi aldrig svar på.

Her ville mere erfarne kokke måske skride ind og påpege, at man altså ikke kan servere hvad som helst i sit køkken — og slet ikke, når man ikke ænser erfaringen, amputerer liberalismens idehistorie og bygger sit indlæg op om at svare på noget andet end det, man foregiver at svare på. Samme kokke ville også påpege, at præcise proportioner er et uundværligt element af enhver anvendelig opskrift, og at man derfor ikke hjælper nogen ved at skrive et indlæg blottet for empiri, hvor mængder og proportioner udelukkende angives som “mange,” “nogle,” “enkelte,” og “visse.”

Nej, de sande mesterkokke fortaber sig ikke i vævende abstraktioner, men arbejder med årstidens råvarer i form af de data og undersøgelser, vi har fra organisationer som Pew Research Center, World Values Survey og Danmarks Statistik. I sit indlæg forsøger Brygger at adskille islam som religion fra de mange uheldige praksisser og værdier, der blot tilfældigvis(?) forekommer hyppigere blandt muslimer end ikke-muslimer. Men havde han sat sig ind i en større World Values Survey-undersøgelse fra 2011, ville den selverklærede feminist have set, at muslimers støtte til kvindeundertrykkende praksisser hænger nøjere sammen med moskedeltagelse end med socioøkonomiske og øvrige strukturelle faktorer.

Således befriet fra enhver erfaringsmæssig og samfundsvidenskabelig begrænsning kan Brygger servere sine umage kreationer til hvem end, der er beredt på at smage. Det skaber måske ikke den bedste stemning om bordet, når gæsterne indser, at aftenens ret er fantasifrikadeller. Men heldigvis har Brygger snydt lidt i forvejen og fået det til at se ud som en antagelig ret.

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Vil man se de argumenttekniske mellemregninger for, hvorfor Brygger tager fejl, anbefaler jeg Torben Mark Pedersens funklende skriv her: http://bit.ly/2tzb12g
De må selvfølgelig også til. Selv mener jeg dog, at Brygger efterhånden er blevet destrueret så mange gange i debatter om islam og liberalisme (af både højre- og venstreorienterede; konservative, liberale og sosser), at det er ved at være omsonst at fortsætte dansen.
Tjek f.eks.:
– Denne tråd, hvor Brygger øjensynligt ved mere om liberalismens væsen end Christopher Arzrouni, Henrik Gade Jensen, Martin Ågerup, Ole Birk Olesen og Peter Kurrild-Klitgaard tilsammen: http://bit.ly/2svR7VT
– Denne opdatering, hvor Brygger i ren tilståelsesgalop medgiver, at han ikke ønsker at forholde sig til det faktiske valg, Danmark står over for i form af islamisk masseindvandring, men kun en idealiseret fantasiversion af samme: http://bit.ly/2sCdt3b
– Denne tråd, hvor Brygger ikke kan redegøre for, hvorfor Islamisk Stats religion ikke er kærlighed i henhold til de præmisser, han selv stiller op i debatten: http://imgur.com/a/RNHxI
Én god ting kan jeg dog sige om Brygger, og det er, at han altid bevarer roen og ikke forfalder til primitiv adfærd, uanset hvor meget skrald der kyles hans vej i debatten (og det er meget). Om det så er nok til at opveje for ovenstående, vil jeg lade læseren om at vurdere.

Philip Mainländer

”To af kristendommens lifligste blomster er følelsen af spirituel hjemve og fornemmelsen af at være fremmed på jord. Hvem end der begynder at se og opleve sig selv som en gæst her i verden, vil med det samme modtage belønningen for sin visdom: Fra nu af tilgår han livet passivt indtil sin død, som en tilskuer i et teater.

Fornægtelsen af livsviljen er den vigtigste filosofiske sandhed. Derfor må den ikke forblive de udvalgte fås særligt skattede ejendom. De udvalgte sjæle som, i salig eftertænksomhed og afsondret henrykkelse, befinder sig højt hævet over livsvilkårenes stræben og tumult, de er som vogterne af en særlig skat i deres bjergtopstempel. De uanende masser står ved foden af bjerget, afskåret fra denne ædleste indsigt. Længselsfuldt skuer de op mod den rigdom, de fornemmer gemmer sig bag templets lukkede porte.

Fornægtelsen af livsviljen skal redde alle, som føler sig stressede og trætte i sjælen. Menneskeheden tørster efter denne indsigt. Det er den, og den alene, som vil levere trøst og frelse. Den eneste frelse, der altid kan nås, idet den ikke diskriminerer: Det eneste, der kræves, er at lukke sig selv af for viljen til livet.

Fornægtelsen af livsviljen må og skal blive et offentligt gode, idet det er den fremmeligste og mest frydefulde, ja, den højeste erkendelse, mennesket kan gøre sig. Synlig for alle, konkret og opnåelig, oplyser den mørket og omdanner tumultens nat til sindsroens klareste dag.

For at sige det kort: Fornægelsen af livsviljen må ikke forblive filosofisk kaviar. Den må og skal blive massernes brød, føden der mætter det sultende hjerte. Skal vi nogensinde oprense os selv, er udslukkelsen af livsviljen det første, dybeste og mest nødvendige skridt, vi må tage.”

— Frit oversat og endnu friere sakset sammen fra Philip Mainländer